Saturday, June 17, 2006

So my next door neighbor is a wierdo....

So as Im cooking myself dinner (fries and a bacon cheddar burger if you must know) and just as im about to sit down to eat I get a knock on my door. I answer it and its my neighbor who I first thought was just crazy looking, but in the next 5 mins I realize she is more crazy than just looking....She proceeds to tell me, very stutteringly (is that a word) and quietly - she was whispering to me even though there wasn't anyone within 100 feet of us, that she doest want to bother me and she is very sorry for interrupting, but she wants to ask me a favor. She tells me that she has a restraining order out on this guy that she has recently seen over in the Old Greenwich shopping center. The front desk knows about him but because of the high turnover of the people working downstairs she wants to be able to request my help. In case this guy ever shows up to her house (still whispering), she asks if she could knock on my door. Of course I say yes (cuz im a nice guy, but you know that already). She says thank you and says she doesn't expect this to happen often, if at all, but not to think anything wierd is going on if I hear a knock on the door sometime in the future.....WIERD. YOU ARE WIERD LADY.....and to think, I just thought that she would be telling me to turn my stereo down.....

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