- I wish we had tails sometimes. - P.A.
- Just put dice in his mouth...he'll be ok. - P.A.
- Where is my scrunchie? - Screamer
- I stole it from my niece on her birthday...but I really need it! I'm hot and sweaty!! - Screamer
- Wait, are you from Africa all of a sudden? - P.A.
- Don't call her a hoe! - Screamer
- Double chins are coming out tonight. - Screamer
- I love Turkish dance music. - Screamer
- I haven't had a chance to go yet because you keep finishing! - Lightweight
- What does P.A. stand for? Paddington Bear?? - Screamer
- It's like they should've been longer. - Screamer
- My hands are sore. - Lightweight
- I know, that's why I have big hands. - P.A.
- You son of a fuck! - P.A.
- Our phones made out! - Lightweight
- Can they have a threesome? - Screamer
- Can you not have low self-esteem about your asshole-ability? - P.A.
- I might be intoxicated but I am NOT drunk! - Screamer
- I just went in my pants. - Screamer
- Green...the color of horniness. - Lightweight
- ...In my pants. - All
- Do you have a vagina?
- No, I might have a penis in my pants.
- So I love dicks in my pants. - P.A.
- I hate this, so let's get it over with in my pants! - Lightweight
- It would be awesome to be a stallion. For the first few years you perform or race really well. And then you get sent out to have sex every day for the rest of your life. - P.A.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Cape Cod Weekend with the Ladies
A weekend that consisted of going to sleep as the sun came up two nights in a row can be summed up by the following quotes....
Friday, July 21, 2006
Why Entourage is the best show ever....
Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!
Just lovely....
Got pulled over last night on my way home because of a broken tail light...dont believe me?
Thursday, July 20, 2006
What i learned from last night....
...3 pounds of ground meat to make 12 burgers seems logical in the store, but when feeding 7 people thats just too much meat
...Hosting barbecues at Avalon on Stamford Harbor needs to happen more often (at least until august 18)
...I am the BEST Asshole player on the face of this planet
...conversely, Byron is the WORST Asshole player on the face of this planet
...Roomates dont like it when you wake them up by barging into the apt with a cooler full of beers and 6 people after they have spent a long day at work
...Shots of Soco and sprite are always a good idea
...Byron's tv is huge
...it takes people a LONG time to realize when someone is drinking water out of a beer bottle
...Lesley loves the combination of U2 and soccer highlights
...I love drinking in the middle of the week
...Im gonna miss you guys :(
...Hosting barbecues at Avalon on Stamford Harbor needs to happen more often (at least until august 18)
...I am the BEST Asshole player on the face of this planet
...conversely, Byron is the WORST Asshole player on the face of this planet
...Roomates dont like it when you wake them up by barging into the apt with a cooler full of beers and 6 people after they have spent a long day at work
...Shots of Soco and sprite are always a good idea
...Byron's tv is huge
...it takes people a LONG time to realize when someone is drinking water out of a beer bottle
...Lesley loves the combination of U2 and soccer highlights
...I love drinking in the middle of the week
...Im gonna miss you guys :(
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Snowboarding Package
Snowboarding Package $375
Snowboard $200
Burton Free Ride Boots - Size 10 $75
Flow Bindings $75
K2 Snowboard Bag $25
Snowboard $200
Burton Free Ride Boots - Size 10 $75
Flow Bindings $75
K2 Snowboard Bag $25
Stereo System (3 disc CD changer, 2 cassette deck)
Stereo System (3 disc CD changer, 2 cassette deck) $100
Entertainment Center Package
Entertainment Center Package $375
27’’ Sony Trinitron Flat Screen Television $200
32’’ Stand Techcraft TCS33X Companion Series $100
VCR $25
DVD $50
27’’ Sony Trinitron Flat Screen Television $200
32’’ Stand Techcraft TCS33X Companion Series $100
VCR $25
DVD $50
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Meterazzi's quote on his insult on Zidane
"I did insult him, it's true," Materazzi said in Tuesday's Gazzetta dello Sport. "But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is."
You are not cultured? You admit that you dont know what a terrorist is? You should be shot in the streets of Rome (with a bb gun of course. I AM cultured and understand that killing someone isnt an answer)
You are not cultured? You admit that you dont know what a terrorist is? You should be shot in the streets of Rome (with a bb gun of course. I AM cultured and understand that killing someone isnt an answer)
Monday, July 10, 2006
Corporate America Sucks
As most of you know, I am moving to London in August as part of a job transfer/promotion. The decision to offer me the position was given to me on May 26. I did not recieve the package - which includes compensation and moving particulars - until a month later on June 23rd. I reviewed the doc over the weekend, had questions which were answered over the course of the next week and signed the agreement the following Thursday (July 29th).
The very next day i recieved an email for me to fill out the UK work visa agreement that needed to be filled out(i was out of the office on Friday - Wed of next week.) I figured i would have some time to go over this and make sure i filled it in correctly. I was WRONG. I get an email (from our head HR lady who works 3 days a week and when she does i have no idea what the heck she does on a daily basis) this past Friday telling me that i need to fill out the application immediately because they are running out of time in getting me a visa before i head over (which is now dead set on August 18).
Are you Fing kidding me? You wait a month to put something in front of me and now you are rushing me? F U.....Needless to say i filled it out over the weekend and handed in today. Im such a punk....
The very next day i recieved an email for me to fill out the UK work visa agreement that needed to be filled out(i was out of the office on Friday - Wed of next week.) I figured i would have some time to go over this and make sure i filled it in correctly. I was WRONG. I get an email (from our head HR lady who works 3 days a week and when she does i have no idea what the heck she does on a daily basis) this past Friday telling me that i need to fill out the application immediately because they are running out of time in getting me a visa before i head over (which is now dead set on August 18).
Are you Fing kidding me? You wait a month to put something in front of me and now you are rushing me? F U.....Needless to say i filled it out over the weekend and handed in today. Im such a punk....
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
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