Cape Cod Weekend with the Ladies

A weekend that consisted of going to sleep as the sun came up two nights in a row can be summed up by the following quotes....

1. I wish we had tails sometimes. - P.A.
2. Just put dice in his mouth...he'll be ok. - P.A.
3. Where is my scrunchie? - Screamer
4. I stole it from my niece on her birthday...but I really need it! I'm hot and sweaty!! - Screamer
5. Wait, are you from Africa all of a sudden? - P.A.
6. Don't call her a hoe! - Screamer
7. Double chins are coming out tonight. - Screamer
8. I love Turkish dance music. - Screamer
9. I haven't had a chance to go yet because you keep finishing! - Lightweight
10. What does P.A. stand for? Paddington Bear?? - Screamer
11. It's like they should've been longer. - Screamer
12. My hands are sore. - Lightweight
13. I know, that's why I have big hands. - P.A.
14. You son of a fuck! - P.A.
15. Our phones made out! - Lightweight
    
16. Can they have a threesome? - Screamer
17. Can you not have low self-esteem about your asshole-ability? - P.A.
18. I might be intoxicated but I am NOT drunk! - Screamer
19. I just went in my pants. - Screamer
20. Green...the color of horniness. - Lightweight
21. ...In my pants. - All
22. Do you have a vagina?
23. No, I might have a penis in my pants.
24. So I love dicks in my pants. - P.A.
25. I hate this, so let's get it over with in my pants! - Lightweight
26. It would be awesome to be a stallion. For the first few years you perform or race really well. And then you get sent out to have sex every day for the rest of your life. - P.A.