My tube ride today...

So I'm riding the tube today and there is the wasted dude making a scene. Hilarious. Sitting down next to some guy wearing a tank top and gets up and says he can't be sitting next to a 'bati-boy' (which in jamacan means homosexual) because he is a married man lol. Then he sits across from some guy in a hood with headphones on an yells some gibberish to him. The hoodie responds and they get into a nice little incoherent conversation talking about tatoos and the like. Then the hoodie decides he is done with chatting and pulls back and puts his headphones back on. The drunk jamaican then starts throwing air jabs and uppercuts, calling himself mike tyson hahahaha. At the next stop the hoodie gets off the tube and the drunk bastard cusses him out in some long lost language that cannot be spoken in the modern world and again mentions that he is married but this time throws in the fact that he has two kids... He stands up and tries to talk to the guy sitting next him but smartly he wants nothing of it. So the drunkered decides he's had enough and moves on to the next carriage (I'm secretly worried the guy is going to fall on the tracks while in between cars. I'm worried not because I don't want the guy hurt, but because I don't want my journey to be any longer than it has to be!)

All while this goes on I'm laughing my a$$ off playing brickbreaker. You gotta love Brixton.....

And now a homeless person is begging me for money. And now some guys walked into the tube wearing red satin shiny as hell shirts and silk white pants!!!

It just keeps getting better!!!


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